Monday, February 22, 2010

Growing Pains Star Missing

Andrew Koenig (or as I like to remember him as - Richard "Boner" Stabone) from the 80's show Growing Pains was reported missing after not making his flight last week and there is still no sign of him Source.....I guess it's true what they say...missing boner's are a big deal.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Crazy Old White Guy Beats Up Black Guy on Bus

irst John Mayer now must be in honor of Black History Month...I love how dude gets clocked and still keeps talking...Play along at home and see how many racist things you can find in this video

Pt.2 Only Crazy White Guy

And The Epic Mortal Kombat Version of the fight
Monday, February 15, 2010

Jersey Shore's Snooki Gettin Naked ....Ewwwww

This picture is rumored to be one of many of Snooki from MTV's Jersey Shore. Apparently someone at thinks they are going to get a shitload of money for giving up the rest of the photos they have....I'd pay them a grand to burn the pictures and bury them in the North Pole...and something tells me there's going to be pickles in some of these photos.
Sunday, February 14, 2010

John Mayer's Body Is a Racist Wonderland


In a recent interview with Playboy, John Mayer had some interestingly weird comments to say about black people...annnnnnnd he compared his penis to a white supremacist
"John Mayer has apologised for using a racist epithet in a recent interview with Playboy magazine, after a number of prominent black musicians aired their disapproval. Mayer, 32, told an interviewer: "Someone asked me the other day, 'What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?' And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass.....
...When asked by the interviewer, "Do black women throw themselves at you?", Mayer responds: "I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick."Source
I'm not to sure what this retard was thinking while this interview was going on...and I'm not to sure why he thinks he can walk in any "hood"; like poor inner city kids give two shits about any guy(any color) playing an acoustic guitar and would let a homo like that walk through...and on the penis comment, does that mean if he cock-slapped a black chick in the face it would be considered a hate crime?
Thursday, February 11, 2010

Weatherman Loves His Job A Little Too Much

When this guy picked his career and heard he would be able to work with snow, he definitely thought that meant cocaine....
Monday, February 08, 2010

Woman Who Claimed She Got Crazy Disease After Flu Shot Found Walking Normal

Months ago this woman who was a hot Washington Redskins cheerleader claimed she had "Dystonia" which is some crazy spasm disease...I think that's the technical term...(It basically looks like White people dancing to give you a visual if you haven't already watched the video above)that she claimed she got after getting a shot for the Flu vaccine. In the video above investigators find her walking and playing with her dogs, and not only that but she has an Australian accent now when she's from Ohio....Maybe she just walked it off?
Monday, February 08, 2010

New Orleans Saints Beat Colts To Win The Superbowl

The Saints surprisingly beat the Colts 31-17 yesterday as Peyton Manning made decisions that made his brother Eli look smart.....On other news I unfortunately almost ruptured my bladder because I didn't want to miss the game or the commercials which were pretty crappy this year...I guess if I had to pick, the Snickers commercial below stood out the most...that and the Doritos one with the kid
Saturday, February 06, 2010

Charlie Sheen's SUV Stolen

Fresh off of beating his wife, Sheen's SUV was stolen and found at the bottom of a cliff yesterday...
... Early this morning, news broke that Sheen's Mercedes had been stolen and found at the bottom of a cliff. It is unclear if the culprit(s) know Sheen or Mueller, but said car is smashed - unlike Sheen's career, which seems to strive forward despite his hardships. Source
I heard his car committed suicide after not being able to eject a copy of Men At Work from the DVD slot....
Monday, February 01, 2010

Lady Gaga...Seriously...WTF

Okay Lady Gaga, we get're edgy and different and out there...good for you. But I think there comes a point where you have to stop dressing up like a space man from the future, and I think that time is now. You did this whole weird thing and now you've made it, you make good music and are real popular...let it go...please. No Shit I can't read your butter poker face, that's because it's always covered or you have some other weird shit on that distracts you from anything other then your face. And look at that picture above...look at the poor guy behind her, he obviously doesn't look like anyone important.  What if this dude had to pay for tickets, only to be put behind some weirdo with Magic Kingdom covering her dome...keep making music and bring back all your current outfits to the Halloween store you bought it from
Monday, February 01, 2010

Taylor Swift Is The Anti-Christ

She has to be the Anti-Christ. That's the only reason I can come up with for her winning all these awards, especially the Album of the year award at last nights Grammy's. I didn't mind at first because she's good looking, but it's getting really annoying everytime she wins an award she puts on her "really I won, this is so surprising" face(when in fact it really is suprising, especially to me). Then like clock work, she goes up and has some corny speech where she has to slip in that she writes her own songs. That's not an accomplishment, that's what singers are supposed to do. You don't see the unkempt fat acne covered kid at Burger King bragging that he cuts the lettuce he puts on your whopper, that's his job...Yeah I get that there are plenty of horrible artists like Katy Perry who have someone else write their songs but at least they have a good live singing voice. I don't know what they call it, but it's like someone photoshopped her voice on her CD cause this chick sounds nothing like that live (Proof Here). Pretty much I just think this girl is really fake and have no idea how she keeps winning all these awards.  I actually prayed to God to send Kanye floating down with a bottle of Hennesey to crack over her head and say how someone else deserved the award........But I 'd still hit that...just sayin

On brighter news an actual good performance by good artists last night. Lil Wayne, Eminem and Drake with Travis Barker on drums