Lady Gaga Want's New Perfume To Smell Like "Blood and Semen"

Lady Gaga is probably the only star I've ever seen who never...ever...ever wants attention for acting and dressing up like a weirdo *sarcasm ...so it was no surprise when she announced her new perfume would have something controversial about it

According to Fashionista.com, the shocking superstar is developing her first fragrance, and Mother Monster has reportedly requested that the scent "smell of blood and semen."Source

So basically the perfume will smell exactly like Lady Gaga...and I heard she will guarantee to rub one out in each bottle that ships out herself.

The Greenbay Packers Beat The Pittsburgh Steelers For a Superbowl Win

The Packers came into Dallas on Sunday and treated Ben Roethlisberger like he was a girl in a bathroom stall that another Ben Roethlisberger would have entered and then...well you know where this goes.  MVP quarterback Aaron Rodgers helped lead the Packers to a 31-25 victory taking down the Steelers defense as well as ruining the mood on Brett Favre's annual Sunday Masturbating In Crocs and Wrangler Jeans night....no word yet if this will be re-scheduled.

Growing Pains Star Missing

Andrew Koenig (or as I like to remember him as - Richard "Boner" Stabone) from the 80's show Growing Pains was reported missing after not making his flight last week and there is still no sign of him Source.....I guess it's true what they say...missing boner's are a big deal.

Crazy Old White Guy Beats Up Black Guy on Bus

irst John Mayer now this...it must be in honor of Black History Month...I love how dude gets clocked and still keeps talking...Play along at home and see how many racist things you can find in this video

Pt.2 Only Crazy White Guy

And The Epic Mortal Kombat Version of the fight

Jersey Shore's Snooki Gettin Naked ....Ewwwww

 

This picture is rumored to be one of many of Snooki from MTV's Jersey Shore. Apparently someone at nakedsnooki.com thinks they are going to get a shitload of money for giving up the rest of the photos they have....I'd pay them a grand to burn the pictures and bury them in the North Pole...and something tells me there's going to be pickles in some of these photos.

John Mayer's Body Is a Racist Wonderland

 

In a recent interview with Playboy, John Mayer had some interestingly weird comments to say about black people...annnnnnnd he compared his penis to a white supremacist

"John Mayer has apologised for using a racist epithet in a recent interview with Playboy magazine, after a number of prominent black musicians aired their disapproval. Mayer, 32, told an interviewer: "Someone asked me the other day, 'What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?' And by the way, it's sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass.....

...When asked by the interviewer, "Do black women throw themselves at you?", Mayer responds: "I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick."Source

I'm not to sure what this retard was thinking while this interview was going on...and I'm not to sure why he thinks he can walk in any "hood"; like poor inner city kids give two shits about any guy(any color) playing an acoustic guitar and would let a homo like that walk through...and on the penis comment, does that mean if he cock-slapped a black chick in the face it would be considered a hate crime?

Weatherman Loves His Job A Little Too Much

When this guy picked his career and heard he would be able to work with snow, he definitely thought that meant cocaine....

Woman Who Claimed She Got Crazy Disease After Flu Shot Found Walking Normal

Months ago this woman who was a hot Washington Redskins cheerleader claimed she had "Dystonia" which is some crazy spasm disease...I think that's the technical term...(It basically looks like White people dancing to give you a visual if you haven't already watched the video above)that she claimed she got after getting a shot for the Flu vaccine. In the video above investigators find her walking and playing with her dogs, and not only that but she has an Australian accent now when she's from Ohio....Maybe she just walked it off?