Charlie Sheen Is a Winner

Charlie Sheen has been on a tirade of interviews and even passed a urine and blood test for drugs, which means hes just insane...this man lives with two Porn stars, said

"I was banging seven-gram rocks. Because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear: Go. ABC News "

and doesn't give a shit about anyone...he is my hero...here is the best of Charlie Sheen

Chris Brown Tries Out For Home Alone 4

...Not really, but he did dye his hair blonde for some weird reason...My guess is he did it so when he beats women now he can pass the blame off on Sisqo...

Two And a Half Men Cancelled

Two and a Half Men was canceled because Charlie Sheen can't stop doing coke and banging hookers....i heard he was so distraught after the show was canceled he started doing coke and banging hookers...seriously you know your life is bad when Emilio Estevez pretends he's not your brother...

Willow Smith To Star In "Annie" Remake

Will Smith wants to remake Annie, starring his daughter...I can see it now, It's A Hard Knock Life Whipping My Hair Back and Forth...note to Will Smith: You're rich, stop trying to eat off your talentless kids...why don't you give some money to DJ Jazzy Jeff...he hasn't had a job since Uncle Phil threw him out the house

What Is Bullshit For $500

IBM decided to build a computer named "Watson" to play Jeopardy against human competition this week. "Surprisingly" the machine crushed the competition

A gigantic computer created by IBM specifically to excel at answers-and-questions left two champs of the TV game show in its silicon dust after a three-day tournament, a feat that experts call a technological breakthrough Watson earned $77,147, versus $24,000 for Ken Jennings and $21,600 for Brad Rutter. Jennings took it in stride writing "I for one welcome our new computer overlords" alongside his correct Final Jeopardy answer.Source

 Really a technological breakthrough?? I mean isn't that what computers are supposed to do, store information that's easily accessible?  A technological breakthrough to me is a computer that can give you head and make a sandwich...call me weird but when I boot up my computer it's never asked me to google something for it or ask me where the best place to watch porn is.

Christina Aguilera is Fat...

...Oh yeah and she fell on stage last night at the Grammys...she went from Genie in a Bottle to... wow shes so fat when she walks she waddles.  Bad enough you get fat, then you screw up the national anthem at the Super Bowl (thank god Fergie was there to make you look good), then your fat ass falls at the Grammys...I know who ate all the Lady Marmalade.

Esperanza Spalding Wins Best New Artist Award?

At the Grammy's last night Drake and Justin Bieber, who were up for best new artist award both looked stunned as the best new artist award went to Esperanza Spalding....I know I have no idea who she is either. I couldn't even find a picture so I put up one of a basketball. It's rumored that Bieber was so distraught from losing to a nobody that his testicles, which were rumored to drop some time this year, are in a indefinite hiatus....Later that evening Rihanna and Drake dedicated her big hit "What's My Name" to Spalding

Bieber Fever May Actually Be A.I.D.S

Justin Biebers 3D Movie "Never Say Never" comes out this week...or as the older single creepy guys who are gonna go see it call the 3D experience "Interactive Pedophilia"